WHEN YOU LEAVE WITHOUT A REASON, DON'T COME BACK WITH AN EXCUSE

there’s a girl in my mirror crying last night,
and there’s nothing I can say to make her feel all right






‎"the best thing to hold onto in life is each other"
(Audrey Hepburn)

6% charge on telco product??? WTF!

"Mungkin kita kena back to basic. . .
Guna burung & asap untuk bermesej"

Itu yang kawan aku nama Martina cakap.


Tapi aku kurang setuju.
Macam. . . erm. . . leceh je?
Aku pulak memang benci asap.
Nak cari burung merpati kat mana dokk?
Cuci taik dia pulak satu hal!

Cara "mudah" aku, masuk mesej dalam botol.
Pastu dok tepi laut, sebulan lagi ko dapat la mesej aku tu.
Itu pun lepas kau puas mencangkung tepi laut,
dan itu pun kalau botol tu sampai dekat tangan ko lahh kan~

Kalau sampai dekat tangan orang lain?
Nasib lahh!




p/s : rumah aku ada banyak botol kosong. . . sape nak?

SOLUSI DUA KALI LIMA

mungkin 2x5 bagi semua orang adalah 10,
namun bagiku, KOSONG

buat setakat ini~


SELAMAT HARI KEMERDEKAAN ke-54, MALAYSIA!

BIG WORDS SELDOM ACCOMPANY GOOD DEEDS... REALLY

I hardly say NO to people, but when it comes to me...huh!
That's why they said "big words seldom accompany good deeds".

Why did I wrote this?
Urm,how to say eh?
Well actually I was a bit disappointed.
Some people always ask favors from me, and yeah, I never ask for return.
But when it comes to time that I wanna they do something for me,
( small thing to be exact ) ahh. . . lots and lots excuses!

So nevermind those excuses.
Next time when you are begging me for help,
I'll remember myself the moment that you neglect me
and, and, and . . . BYE!

IT's NOT WHAT WOMEN WANT

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her a crap, you'll receive a tonne of sh*t!

CONFESSION OF A SHOPAHOLIC

Pretty things distract me.
I said pretty,not handsome.
Handsome guy is the other thing.

I wanna grab this and that.
But I got no money in my pocket.
Err. . . I mean much,much,much money.
SIGH~

ENTRI PUASA YANG . . . erm, POYO

Dengan ini, saya yang amat dikasihi ramai,
DATIN TIYA SMILOVE
ingin mengumumkan hari ini kita puasa.
Kita sebagai muslimin dan muslimat
mestilah menjalankan amal ibadat dengan tawaduk.
Jadi saya ingin memohon maaf kepada semua
yang terasa atau tersinggung
atas perbuatan dan kata-kata saya selama ini.
Yelahh, kita ni hanya manusia biasa.



p/s : cuma saya ada datin, kamu takde




credit to : Datin Farah E