Monday, February 11, 2008

for u retarded

ONE
There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist
so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt, you RETARD

TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,are you serious?
You don't know half of your friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,you wouldn't post them.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats
over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hardcore with the keyboard
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Quit cryingbecause you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Apparently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.NOT YOURSPACE.

SIX
Who really cares ifI don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another requestor message asking"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,that's what's up!!!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,and act like hoes
go somewhere else because nobody wants you here..
And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a hooker before myspace,
and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!

EIGHT
People who have to BEG for pic comments, etc, should get a hint.
People dont care about your littlepics of yourself that you took in the mirror.
Real friends will look without being asked.

NINE
If you have decided to read this,you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brain!

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